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My lovely partner in zoology and I spent our afternoon at the Woodland Park Zoo dodging strollers and chuckling at the animals that made the grumpiest bleats.
Highlights included a trifecta of Hippos complete with chainsaw snores, an arm-flailing monkey who did a swell job acting in our grainy Bigfoot movie, the sassiest goat, grizzlies who could have easily just eaten Tim Treadwell, and an eagle at the raptor show who plucked a murderous crow out of the air and then fought off (literally) a murder of crows trying to exact their retribution from the air.
We picnicked on the go and avoided any run-ins with the overpriced, bubble guts-inducing Rain Forest Pavilion. As we strolled by, smugly munching our turkey and havarti, we noticed the rubbish bins overrun with squirrels, who obviously hadn't gotten the memo re: bubble guts.
Highlights included a trifecta of Hippos complete with chainsaw snores, an arm-flailing monkey who did a swell job acting in our grainy Bigfoot movie, the sassiest goat, grizzlies who could have easily just eaten Tim Treadwell, and an eagle at the raptor show who plucked a murderous crow out of the air and then fought off (literally) a murder of crows trying to exact their retribution from the air.
We picnicked on the go and avoided any run-ins with the overpriced, bubble guts-inducing Rain Forest Pavilion. As we strolled by, smugly munching our turkey and havarti, we noticed the rubbish bins overrun with squirrels, who obviously hadn't gotten the memo re: bubble guts.
